Good Inn

A place where you go for a quickie. Grand Tower INN

Shubert: Hey Pretti up for a quickie?
Preeti: MMMM, you know I like...
Shubert: Great, lets take your car..
Preeti: Fine, I'm not driving, okay?
Shubert: Ok!
Preeti: And I don't like when the staff looks at me..
Shubert: Ok I'll make it quick. Are you wearing that red bra?
Preeti: Yes, only for you..

They reach Good Inn, and then they have sex, really hot sex..
Shubert: Keep it down.. Preeti.. (PANT)
Preeti: I can't, it's soo good, you make me screamm...ah ahh ahhhhhh

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Hampton Inn

A chain of small-scale hotels located across the world. Many are only about 4 stories tall, with 100 rooms, however they do have location in cities. Their free breakfast is adequate, other than the rubber eggs. They are a part of Hilton.

"So, last night I stayed at the Hampton Inn, it was okay."

Person who stays at Marriotts: "Oh, the Hampton Inn... eww. I'll take my Residence Inns."

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holiday inn that

a phrase used to express interest in taking a women that you see back to a hotel room, to engage in sexual intercourse. Also the desire to have a one night stand with a women you see

when a guy sees a girl he finds attractive on the street, at the park, in the club etc. he might say "I'd holiday inn that"

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Mentone Inn

A place that some people might see as an amazing gettaway especially if you like the high mountains and various colors of leaves in the fall, but in actuality the Mentone inn is a shit hole motel that claims to be the best in mentone, but comes real short of that. There isn't t.v.'s in the rooms, the beds feel like you are sleeping on damp concrete, the floors creak, the toilets leak, the food you get for breakfast is prepared by a pedophilic cook that touches not only the biscuits but herself also and has alzheimers and a bad case of golden girl hair. The owner of the inn is is the sorriest excuse of a human being on the face of the earth. she is the type of person that takes pictures of herself with a picture of someone else in her hand cause the person can't stand to be with her. She burps and says that its the ghost of the inn. She is a chain smoker lesbian in denial that wants more of the inn's cook than just her breakfast food. All in all The Mentone inn is the shittiest place ever to be seen at and everybody would feel more at home under a bridge.

<owner> burp, burp oh cook there's a ghost in the Mentone Inn!
<customer> that was you burping...?
<cook> hey guys................. like my hair?

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Holiday Inn

Before fucking someone nasty, you take all the sheets off of your bed.

"Your gonna fuck her? You better pull a Holiday Inn."

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Nathan Innes

A gargantuan cucklord who feeds off of straight cum for a liquid and has definitely jerked off to tentacle porn 7 times.

Person 1: Have you seen that guy over there named Nathan Innes? He seems like a homosexual
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to blow me behind a Burger King parking lot.

Getting Inns

Kiwi slang for getting in and securing a future husband

Omg! I just got inns with Harry Styles! He just messaged me and I said ok! Getting inns inns is kiwi slang for getting in and securing a future husband

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