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(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn
There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?
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Right at the moment of climax for a man, his girlfriend/partner kicks/hits him right between the balls and shaft in the same manner someone would drive a chisel into a crack or between two pieces of wood. This is often done either to 1. increase the muzzle velocity of jizz out of the shaft, 2. cut off (literally) the amount of jizz that makes it through the shaft or 3. let the man know he performed unsatisfactorily in bed.
1. My girlfriend jizzled me while blowing me last night. She lost sight in her left eye.
2. My boyfriend's jizzes too much in my mouth, so I started jizzling him to lower the portion size.
3. I can't wait to jizzle my cheating boyfriend when he gets home tonight.
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When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.
or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
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When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.
2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.
Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.
Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.
Without the izzles it would sound like this
Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.
Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.
Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"
"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"
"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"
"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."
"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"
"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"
"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
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