joke

Funny things that make funny people laugh.

a good joke:
"Two muffins sat in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin:
"Boy, it's hot in here." and the other muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"
hahaha

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joking

!. Playing around/telling a joke about something.
2. A response said to something that is unbelieveable.
3. The response to a crazy thing said.

1. Me and Gia was joking bout Sheeba hair.
2. "Dat lady gave us 20 pages to do." "What?! Jokin!"
3. "You givin me a ride home right?" "Ha ha-jokin!"
3. "Hey Kierra, will you be my girl?" "Ha-Jokin!"

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Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

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the joke

a doctrine directed towards the legendary guys group of peace, it was written within minutes with the genius and corrupted mind of lehman, one of the creators of the acid joke, its a 16 page book about the journey of a lawnmower, turkey, and mailbox, and a jew, a birchfuck, and bubookachluck. hilarious story, there is only two existing files and no chance of reproduction, the synch was lost a long time ago.

we are the only ones who have read the joke.

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As a joke

when you intentionally do something but you don't REALLY mean to do it that much, so that your friends don't hate you and travel back in time to stop you from doing it.

why the fuck did you kill my friend?!?

I did it "as a joke"

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No Joke

Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.

I love dressing like Matt, no joke!

or

Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!

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joke

a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny.

joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.

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