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1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.
2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.
Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.
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Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.
Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.
This phrase refers to a well kept vagina.
1. Bob was sad because he had not smelled or tasted the fuzzy lotus in some time.
2. Jill just checked to see if everything was kosher with her fuzzy lotus.
One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.
You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.
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An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.
Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom
Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.
Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.
Jack: Meh
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A promising, yet bizzare young writer.
The author of Blooms of Youth.
Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
A fucking horrible chicago nightclub.
Stone Lotus: your prom, only worse.
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