machine

After drinking and/or smoking too much, the way one can sometimes throw up. Clean and fast, and this person is still able to keep on going. The sight could be compared to water coming from a water fountain statue.

After he chugged 10 beers, he machined like a champ and drank more.

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Machine

The official definition of Machine is and always be - Mo.

Me: Mo, you are an official Machine sir, when looking Machine up in the dictionary your name will be there.

Mo: But how brother?

Me: You've been out the house 5 minutes and already... sir you are a Machine!!

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Disaster Machine

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

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Machine repairman

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.

"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .

Machine Learning

1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.

Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{

cout<<"Enter your name";

cin >> name;

cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*

Meme Machine

A person (usually a white teen) who eats, drinks, breathes Memes. In some cases even injecting memes into his bloodstream.

He pumps out memes on his Edgy IFunny account to surpass Dibly and Racoo.

"Hey George, Did you catch Filthy Franks new video?"
"Sure did Sam, that dudes a motherfucking Meme Machine."
"For sure, edgy as shit."