mel gibson pimpin

When you fuck a Nazi with one testicle, having a squirrel right next to the left boob of the partner (male or female). Then you blow your load into her belly button. Once your load is blown, take the squirrel and make it bite your partners genitalia. Screaming, I LOVE STEVE CARREL NAKED WITH HIS NOSE IN MY BUTT! Then whispering Mel Gibson Pimpin. With your eyes closed the whole time.

"Hey dude, i saw you with that hot girl last night, what did you two do?"

"Mel Gibson Pimpin"

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doing a mel gibson

When someone has a racist or homophobic possibly drunken rant (like Mel Gibson's many racist or homophobic rants), making you want punch them.

Teddy: Sorry I can't dance it's cos I'm not a faggot!
You: Huh?! doing a Mel Gibson UGH! *PUNCH*

Sheena: Eww you're such a dirty jew!
You: Huh?! doing a Mel Gibson UGH! *PUNCH*

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Mel Gibson in a train-yard

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.

I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.

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Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer is yes.

Q: "Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?"
A: "Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?"

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Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

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Mel Gibson

Someone who can shoot out a vehicles tire while driving another vehicle.

Friend: Shoot out the back tire!
Me: Who do you think I am, Mel Gibson?

Mel Gibson

Is being humiliated publicly a fear people have!? HA! I didn't know that was a thing!

Hym "Mel Gibson ALSO battered wife. Once you're chosen you can just do whatever you won't to them. He got kicked out of Hollywood for the antisemitism but NOT FOR THE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WIFE."