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a guy with straightup ugly hair. his hair is the last thing you want
you better shave your head before you become a melvin
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Melvin is the hottest guy in school. He is awesome. Some people treated him terribly and he just choose to stay away from them he didn't want to waste any of his time on them . He is so inspiring what a great man he is.
Melvin is a wonderful wonderful man people should respect him and stop acting feral to him being feral gets people nowhere .someone will teach those ferals a lesson .melvin just stays hell away from the ferals they're not worth Melvin's time.
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when someone grabbs another rguy by the front waist band and pulls up.
i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.
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a severe frontal wedgie. usually the result of horrible practical jokes or freak accidents.
"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"
When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)
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When you look like a mixture of a rat and gay person.
Wow! Jake looks like such a Melvin .
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