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a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.
penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant
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A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...
John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."
Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"
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A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.
"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":
We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.
I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?
A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?
Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .
Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!
Rhyming slang for wanker
That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!
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When a kiteboarder sends his kite back in time to perform a super radical "wakestyle" maneuver.
Did you see that f#cking cloud merchant, Andy D Bag Mcgee yesterday sending his kite so far back in time that it pretty much wasn't even stitched in the factory yet whilst performing his low mobes for the cover shoot of the new KBM magazine.
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