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monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

106๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monster

A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.

Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).



by monsterluver March 30, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


monster

The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.

Jessica is a monster

by Monster hater February 22, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


monster

A creature from yorkshire that only drinks carlsberg and is always on a sexual rampage

Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips

by Mike Simpkins January 3, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


monster

the aids.

lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....

by Lucas July 4, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


monster

huge dick

derek is a monster

by ela December 22, 2003

41๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monster

a person who temporarily separates from a significant other in order to develop a similar relationship with another.

That guy is a monster, I can't believe he did that to his wife.

by eggrollthebest June 24, 2016

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