a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!
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A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.
John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
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The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.
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A creature from yorkshire that only drinks carlsberg and is always on a sexual rampage
Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips
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a person who temporarily separates from a significant other in order to develop a similar relationship with another.
That guy is a monster, I can't believe he did that to his wife.
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