mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

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frances the mute

The new album of crazyily awesome prog band, The Mars Volta should be an amazing album.

Frances The Mute comes out March 1. I am counting down the days.

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Mute Grab

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.

My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!

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Mute yourself

It is a another way of telling someone to shut up

Guy 1: Get a life.

Guy 2 : Just mute yourself you fool

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Mute Porn

Porn with muted Audio watched usually by young males at their parents house without wanting to make it known to the house members that they are bashing their bishop.

Samir: Don't you hate watching porn with no sound?
Kev Mac: What... mute porn? yeah I hate it, have to do some stealth bishop bashing

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Mute Point

A point so stupid that if it was uttered in a Zoom meeting, you would be muted for the remainder of the meeting.

Person A: “I don’t hold a hose, it’s not a race.”
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute

Rest of Australia: applause

mute button

a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity

bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag