Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

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negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

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cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

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never was the patient type

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.

I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .

whore patient

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

Be patient

The new way females say “I’m not over my ex” so do all the stuff a boyfriend is supposed to do but we not having sex. Also known as simp training

My last relationship was rough, even tho it ended two years ago, be patient with me I’m working through it.