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Pie: Gave you happiness, and joy with every bite
Cake: got you burned in an Apature science non-emergency incinerator... without the cake :(
A word that can can come up in just about every conversation... it's also food.
Did you watch x-factor last night? No, but I did eat some pretty good pie.
A kilo of cocaine. Terminology used by crack addicts or drug dealers.
Gotta bake some pies for the fiends.
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A statement that when announced, implies that Murphy's Law will soon be put into effect.
This phrase's origins date to games of Trivial Pursuit; when a player lands on a question for a piece of pie, they would typically announce it to the other players. "I'll take Sports and Leisure...for pie." This would automatically ensure that they would have to answer the most difficult question to continue, something that scientists have empirically linked to having announced "for pie."
Female Driver: Don't worry, I drive 90mph everywhere I go, and never get speeding tickets.
Male Passenger: Ooooh...for pie.
Police Siren: *siren*
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The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!
Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!
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Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months
Wow this pie is delicious!!!
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