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A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.
Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"
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When a basketball player throws a ball from a long way off, the buzzer goes and then it goes in the basket.
*Throw*
BUZZER
*Swish*
“And he’s scored a pounce!!”
Brashly hating on someone. Typically used online.
Person: What do you all think of my new video?
Troll 1: My grandma can sing better than you.
Troll 2: begging for attention much?
Troll 3: pssh, wannabe loser
Person: wow everyone's down to pounce (DTP) today
Noun
When playing a competitive board game, one who is losing/having their pieces eaten can be referred to as 'pounce fodder', implying that their only purpose in the game is to provide a piece for other players to use to gain points/turns by 'pouncing' on
Why do you keep sending my pieces home? Am I just pounce fodder to you?
Wait and pounce. When a girl says let's snuggle, what she is really saying is eat my pussy, finger my asshole, and spread my buttcheecks. After sex if she wants to "cuddle" she wants more of everything you got.
Hey we should snuggle . Let's watch TV so I can wait and pounce.
When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce
A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims
dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.
Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel