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When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.
Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!
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(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.
Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.
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Going down on a girl who is on her period
After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood
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v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.
Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.
Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?
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When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
licking a girl out while shes on
"i drank the red sea last night..."
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When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
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