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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 17, 2006

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Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011


Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.

"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."

by Pleb Pleb June 9, 2022


gavin schultz

the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.

there gavin schultz goes again he is humping the girls leg again

by harry the baller September 12, 2016


Brooklyn Schultz

Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass

Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz

by BIG DICK BIT September 27, 2021


Dirty Schultz

To tell your buddies you are going with them, renig, then go out to try to "one up" them.

Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.

by A-8.5 November 3, 2010


Schultz

When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"

"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"

by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021