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to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
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A 10 pound note, a term used by chavs
Ben: Yo, gimme some a ten bag of weed if I chuck you a 10 sheet geeze?
Rio : Yeah, sure bruv
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Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body
"That chick had some major beef sheets"
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When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time
Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!
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to participate in the act of sleeping
I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.
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a document of a person's arrest history.
Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.
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This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.
I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.
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