skim living

living in a high strung and robotic way that ultimately skims over subtleties and honesty for the sake of getting on with something necessary. examples include people in positions of some responsibility who in fact despise being in such a place. often coincides with a loss of a proper honest sense of humour, and post 25 depression.

Skim Living - "In my job as a call centre operator, I skim live to fuck. I hate almost everyone who calls or i call , but i have to be a bubbly, friendly douche bag all the same"

comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

Skim Scamming

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.

Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.

Maraculous skim

A move in 4 square when you hit the ball really low so it's almost impossible to hit it back

*playing 4 square*
Me: you can't get me out. ;) MARACULOUS SKIM!!! XD

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

skim dune

Those fucking hick red neck mother fuckers who fuck there sister in the mud

"That nigga a real skim dune "

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

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