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A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil
Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.
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Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff
"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.
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An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..
Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...
I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....
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To "snail it" is to drive your car really slowly, like a snail, through the stop sign intersection, without ever actually stopping the car. It can also just be called "snailing".
"That stop sign on 25th comes up so fast off of Western, I can never *actually* stop at that thing! So I just usually snail it, and I'm fine."
"Yeah man, I snail it way too much. Finally got pulled over for it the other day."
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Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.
Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.
Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type
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v. (used for women) to be so sexually stimulated by the thought/sight/scent of a potential sexual partner that the loins become moist enough to leave a trail similar to that of a snail on the chair
She was snailing for the hockey player in her class; she damn near slipped off her seat.
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