Tot

Short for "totally" (pronounced like 'tote') used mostly among dorks like myself.
Only used appropriately as a one-word statement.

Correct:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Tot."

Incorrect:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it tot is."

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Tot

A unit of measurement. However, it cannot be measured because it is so heavy

That girl must weigh a tot!

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TOT

Turd On Tip. This occurs when a guy is having anal sex with a female. And, when he pulls his penis out, there is boo boo on the tip of his penis

Damn girl, you gave me the TOT. Next time, douche your ass before having anal sex.

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tot

taught

I tot him that

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(tot)

(ToT) is a crying face where the horizontal _ line of the T is eyes, the vertical I line of the T being tears and the o being the mouth

Jess: OMG Stacy did you hear that Darin dumped Kate

Stacy: NO WAY (ToT) THEY WERE PERFECT TOGETHER

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Tots

Tired of this shit

I’m tots that I’ve been going through.

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ToT

For those Muggles who don't use Urban Dictionary, this means sad face, like emoji.
For us, who use Urban Dictionary, ToT means I am lovin' it, but it hurts.

I will leave it up to you for what hurts, and feels good for your creativity!~ 🤗 🧐😉

MUGGLES:
OMG ToT Thank you so much!!

US:
ToT you should go harsher!!

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