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The best law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.
I bet they’re an MSP Trooper.
They should become an MSP Trooper.
Noun-A power bottom who is a solider in the military.
"Damn bro, I see why you joined the military, you're a power trooper
An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.
That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!
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That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police
"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"
A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas
U fucked ole hairy Mary? Damn joe you're becoming a forest trooper!
82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
A man's "special men", his sperm.
There are normally between 200-600 million trouser troopers in one ejaculation.