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The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..
Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?
Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.
Person 2: Worth it?
Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
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A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.
Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?
Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!
Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!
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The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.
Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*
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Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.
Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!
When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.
Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!