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No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI
"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"
apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard
Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?
Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).
Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what