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The Viking

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.

Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.

by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022


Vikings

Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjΓΈd" (bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.

Some vikings still live in Norway today.

"Run for the hills! The vikings are coming"

"Can sweden have vikings too?"

by Erik Blod April 19, 2004

55πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


vike

To raid or pillage, commonly used when dissussing vending machines.

We totally viked that vending machine!

by tinymcgee January 17, 2004

25πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Viking

Technically 'Viking' doesn't actually mean a tribe or race of people, viking means 'to go raiding' and so when the Danes came invading and raiding with their ships they ended up being called Vikings rather than Danes/Northmen etc...

Hey, lets get a boat and go viking!

by OzEden September 15, 2006

27πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Viking

1. (Noun) A group of seafaring reavers, raiders, traders, and pirates that marauded all across Europe in the 8th-10th centuries, in varied locations such as the eastern coast of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Spain. Primarily of Norse ancestry.

They were tactically fond of lightning raids for booty, known as the "strandhogg" in Old Norse, followed by just as swift retreats back into safe waters. Due to the decentralized, nigh-anarchic structure of Continental European and English governments at the time, these vicious raids went practically unchallenged; before a local lord could muster his warband and ride to the beleaguered settlement, the raiders were long gone with whatever slaves, valuables, and livestock they could pilfer.

Not every Norseman was a Viking, and not every Viking was a Norseman.

2. (Adjective): Of, or pertaining to, the Vikings.

3. (Verb, Old Norse): To go raiding, plundering, and generally causing mayhem.

4. (Noun): The Minnesotan NFL team.

"Halgrim, what are you doing this spring?"

"Well, I might go Viking after the crops are sown."
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"It seems that the Vikings are coming to our monastery, Brother Ethelred. Perhaps they wish to convert!"

"Perhaps they do, Brother Wydhealf. I shall go and meet them. You go and unlock the gate."
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"Look, on the horizon! Viking longships!"

"Truly, we are doomed! God help us!"
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"The Vikings did really well this game, absolutely demolishing the Giants!"

"That's right, John. But before we look at the play-by-play, let's hear a word from our sponsors."

by VolsungaSaga April 9, 2015

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


vikings

It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.

The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.

My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday

by jimmy jamesss January 25, 2010

12πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Viking

Guys with funny hats who fight monsters that go "Rar!"

The VIKING said "I will fight you!"

The monster said "RAR!"

by Mean Poko July 11, 2008

14πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž