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A straight legged run to the bathroom while holding your but cheeks together so the poop doesn't come out, immediately after eating at Chipotle.
Why did Frank suddenly rush off toward the bathroom? He had Chipotle and is about to poop his pants. He's doing the Chipotle Waddle all the way to the toilet. I hope he makes it and doesn't soil his drawers.
The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.
Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.
(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.
Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"
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The waddle used in the exploration for toilet paper in which one must stop taking a dump and waddle to find toilet paper while the dookie is still hanging. Most the time done with the pants down and ass clinched.
In the middle of Austin's dump he noticed he was out of toilet paper forcing him to hangdump waddle to the next stall.
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When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
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