Whopper

This refers to a recruitment agenct/consultant (whatever the fuck they call themselves). The analogy relates to someone going fishing and claiming they 'caught a whopper' and of course they are lying out of their arse constantly as the caught a tiddler or jack shit as usual, typical recruitment consultcunt arse gravy.

Hang on mate, I've got a Whopper on the line again, I will talk when I've got him off the hook.

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Whopper

Noun. An angry sometimes painful dump, usually taken in unsanitary conditions.

The boy took a mean whopper in the woods.

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Whopper

An Italian male, who is also a father.

"Once I popped 'er, I became a Whopper!"

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whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

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Whopper

A really attractive lassie from East Kilbride, the kind you'd see walking down the street but know you don't have a chance with.

A total ride.

Has a quality rack (hard to tell coz she continually refuses to get them out) and a cracking arse

Man she's a right whopper

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Whopper BK

The ultimate, unbelievably horrible buzzkill. Something you do not want to experience after smoking.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot

Being arrested last night was a Whopper BK.

Wow, I'll bet. But don't BK me right now with this story man.

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Whopper Dungeon

A Whopper Dungeon is the ascended state of a fat introverted nerd's bedroom after they've spent a period of over 10 hours gaming within it's walls

"Hey Trav, can you clean your bedroo-" "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH MOM, this is no bedroom. It's a Whopper Dungeon now"