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Slyly poke your dick out of your zipper, in the dark, then request the aid of a female with your 'stuck' zipper who then touches your dick.
I totally pull the zipper trick off on Christine last night, was awesome!
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derogitory term for anyone of asian decent
lets go torch those zipper heads
-full metal jacket
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when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner
crap i have a zipper boner!
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A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).
Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.
Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
The chain reaction caused during the last 10-15 seconds of class when someone loudly zips their backpack, this in turn causes everyone around him to look up at the clock and immediately start packing.
Guy 1: Class was taking forever today, I had to resort to the zipper effect.
Guy 2: Works every time.
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A zipper merge happens when motorists use both lanes of traffic all the way to a defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane. By doing it this way, both lanes are used right up until the end, which advocates like New think is a more efficient use of road space.
1st Motorist: "Zipper merging is best for slow heavy traffic. If traffic is light, early merging is fine."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."
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