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The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.
Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.
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sending texts from another person's cellphone as if you are them. usually in a joking manner.
Ted: yesterday textdentity thefted my sister and sent her boyfriend a picture of a towel with her cellphone
Joe:awesome
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copying someones style or the way they talk or trying to become friends with all their friends. socially losing your identity and assuming the identity of another.
she completly commited identity theft of my entire life. shes always at my friends house and wearing the same kind of clothes i wear. when we first became friends she used to have her own identity and wear earth tones. now shes just a clone of me.
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When lying about your sexual orientation in order to claim material items for personal gain, which belonged to a recently deceased friend.
In a city which has common-law marriage; two males or females are living as roommates for several years. One of the roommates
passes away without creating a last will and testament. Instead of the deceased's material possessions going to the next closest family member, the
other roommate claims they were lovers and those items were purchased together thereby lying about his/her sexual orientation in order to claim
those items for himself/herself.
Example use: Did you hear? There was another Gay theft committed totaling over $500,000.
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When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.
Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
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A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.
Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.
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