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When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender
I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso
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When two people are having sex in a hot tub, both Take a shit, then they guy cums.
John: Aftter eating Mexican, Meg and I were having fun in the hot tub when we made a Double Espresso with Extra Foam. Totally worth it.
sex hot tub shit
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Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.
Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.
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When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.
Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....
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Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help
"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"
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Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.
Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.
Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso
Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.
The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee
Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself