family therapy

The act of fucking you sister and mother while your father masturbates on you until a simultaneous climax

Family therapy was amazing last night.

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Airline Therapy

Airline Therapy - Cheap form of mental health where two or more unaquatinted people can chat and share their most personal thoughts with each other in the uninhibited environment of an airline flight. The fact that in 2-10 hours these two people are going to be going there separate ways, never to meet again, produces an uncommon candidness. With the advent of the internet this concept can also be applied to chat rooms & instant messenger.

The flight was a killer, however my seat mate provided 3 hours of the best airline therapy I've had in a while. It really cleared the cache. Do not confuse this with, "The Mile High Club".
I originally read about this in a USA Today Life article back in the early 1990’s. The article talked about the conversations that people have with total strangers on flights.

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Bullpen Therapy

A practice that involves transporting prisoners back and forth needlessly from jail to jail or precinct to precinct. Named so because the cell looks like a bullpen, symbolically representing the fenced in area of a "bull's pen", where bulls wait before being sent off to the slaughter.

"Going from central booking in Downtown Brooklyn to Rikers Island is bullshit bullpen therapy!"

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fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.

"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann

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Therapy Session

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.

Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...

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Magnet therapy

Fake medicine witch claims to heal anything through the power of magnets

1:Magnet therapy's been debunked dude, go get some real medicine instead of that quackery
2:But I feel better
1:It's just the placebo effect

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Therapy Blog

A blog where you can talk about things that bother you, because you need someone to talk to but you don't want to talk to your friends, and you can't afford a therapist.

I don't want to burden my friends, so i'll just write in my therapy blog instead.