Thumbing

Punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her ass without warning. A technique that is crude, but effective. See also, ad hoc.

Thumbing--She wouldn't get ready to leave, so I thumbed her so she would get out the door.

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No-thumbs

A freakish bird-human hybrid creature baring thumbless, arm-like appendages jutting out in a crooked tangle from her hideous body.

My boy just took a nasty shit on No-Thumbs' lawn!

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Thumbing it in

Using your thumb to help pleasure a woman cause you can't get it up.

Mart had to much to drink and couldn’t get aroused. So he didn’t disappoint the lady he used his thumb to help get it up there (thumbing it in).

"Like trying to push a Marshmallow into a piggy bank."

"You’ve got it!"

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Thumbs-no

More than a thumbs-down.

When a thumbs-down is not enough.

Person 1: *breaks something expensive*
Person 2: you get a thumbs-no

Thumbing

Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum

His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing

Thumbing

To stick ones thumb inside one another, one can thumb someone else of thumb themselves

Tim: good sid what are thou doing to me
Bill: why I'm thumbing you kind sir, it's a hip new way of communication

no thumb

when you give the middle finger without holding up your thumb; seen as a rude gesture instead of lighthearted or playful

“Yo, she’s sticking up her middle finger at me”
“With no thumb”

“She’s real mad bro”