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a person who consumes a high does of xanax or several bars and falls asleep, only to awake hours later in a strange place with no memory of the trip. Often times, the trip is on an airplane, train, or roadtrip.
"so i got on the plane in NY popped a bar, next thing i knew i was in germany.WTF, where was the movie, or the hot stewerdess?"
"you my friend are a time traveling ghost rider."
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a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics
me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(
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To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.
Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?
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Means you completely blacked out
“What happened last night at after the awards?” We had a time travel nights
When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.
Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw