cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

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Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

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an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

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a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.

Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?

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Hasn't mastered the space cow level yet and will eat you while you're sleeping if they feel like it.

*eats human*
Cow: Yummy

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The most legendairy mammal.

That cow is legendairy.