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Person:/ A middle-aged British actor, best known for his roles as Bilbo Baggins and John Watson. Freeman is a highly adorable man for his age, and he manages to make everyone who sees him fall in love, regardless of their age, gender, or sexuality. He has a knack for making sassy (some would say rude) jokes and comments, but it makes us love him all the more. Adj:/ an extremely cute and smol person or thing. Verb:/ To master something to the extreme level of becoming a god.
Adj: Look at that face, he is SUCH a Martin Freeman.
Verb: Damn, he Martin Freemaned it.
Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
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extreamly small penis and likes men to craddel his balls.
he jai freeman'd his nuts
Drink made with Orange Soda and Vodka usually seen in black neighborhoods.
Bitch got me steamin'
Chillin on the corner wit a cold Stuart Freeman
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"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.
Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."
A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.
Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
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