Get off my dick

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

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Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

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don't get a big dick

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy

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get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

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Suck dick, get rich

Woman version of 'fuck bitches, get money'

"Suck dick, get rich"

Get off my dick

Simply means get out of my business.

More expanded it could be used in a situation involving particularly disgusting woman, man, dog etc.

or if the girl has herpatitis

Overall... the phrase is there use it whenever the opportunity presents itself. this includes (but is not limited too):

Example 1:
Joe: Your a total waist of air
You: Get off my dick

Example 2:
Otherguy22: ur a n00b lrn2ply
You: Get of my dick

Example 3:
Roommate: Your stuff is on my side
You: Get off my dick

or other random outbursts

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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.

Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.

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