A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.
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Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.
See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
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Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.
"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead
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Sexual position in which a male inserts his testicles into a female's vagina and proceeds to masturbate until he ejaculates into her belly button with his testicles still inside of the said female.
JJ: "...so there i was, balls deep, giving my wife some nut harvest when her sister walks in!"
joey: "I wish i'd get laid"
JJ: "Maybe if you's stop doing blow dude"
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An event during a sexual encounter when one participant focuses entirely on stimulating the other participant(s) with little to no regard for his/her own sexual gratification. Generally, the pleasured individual(s) in an orgasm harvest have no idea what is about to occur, much like its precursory term, organ harvest.
He was so happy to have sex with such a beautiful woman, he performed an orgasm harvest on her.
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The act of a woman reaching under her body to acess a a mans ball's, cup them in her hand and gently pull down, during sex.
Usually during missionary or doggystyle postions.
Last night, Rachel was a in the mood to
be a Grape Harvester.
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Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.
I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight
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