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a person who looks attractive or sexy
Damn, she looks like a full meal in the basketball uniform.
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Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.
After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.
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When she is more than just a snack, she a ho meal
Damn, look at Danielle, she a snack
Nah, bruh, she a ho meal
To dine with friends and spend a ridiculously amount of money on food and drink. The amount of courses to be consumed should be no less than 4 and should always end with a cheese board. A new alcoholic beverage should be served with each course and the participants must have an Irish coffee to finish. Purchasing the most expensive and extravagant dish is encouraged ie. Lobster. The evenings entertainment should consist of loud banter throughout with all parties involved. Receipt of arrogant meal must be kept a paraded to any challengers who think they can outperform.
The Surrey Gentleman's Dining Club have invited us for an arrogant meal.
When a person (usually a female) accepts a dinner "date" from another person (usually a male) only to get a free meal. Often times the person paying for the meal feels like it is a real date, but really its just a friendship meal and the accepting person "only wants to be friends".
Sally accepted a friendship meal from Frank...
Poor Frank thought it was a real date, but Sally was just looking for a free meal and she only wants to be friends!
When you are starving to death, and you go to the drive thru. You are happy to be handed your bag of warm fries, and a burger. You pull away because there is a long line behind you only to put your right hand in the bag. Reaching around, you begin to salivate. You pick out the warm burger, and take a bite. The burger is old! It is salty, half warm, and tastes like your uncles shoe. Being so hungry, and anticipating the long line you will have to get in to complain, you eat the burger and cold, stale fries anyway.
Cynthia went to Wendy's after work. She skipped lunch that day and was really hungry. It was snowing, and the line was long. She ordered a burger, fries, and a small pepsi. When she paid for her order, she drove away anxious to eat her meal. When Cynthia tasted the burger, she rolled her eyes and felt immediate dissapointment. She was so hungry, she ate the food anyway, knowing that she would have to wait in line to order more food, or complain. She thought, i wanted a happy meal, not a Crappy meal.
Eating the wind with a fork and a knife.
Commonly found near wind mills
and Spudgys.
I'm hungry, let's get a quick wind meal.