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Something I want hot babes to do to me
Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow
Hot babes like sucking my dick
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a phrase used to describe the length of something
i just bought a new flat screen tv
oh really, how big
fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick
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okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'
Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot
Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!
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To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.
"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.
To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar
The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.
i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.
Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(
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