carrie underwood

The 'winner' of season 4 American Idol. She can now be seen warbling on TV 24hours a day as the spokesidiot for Hershey bars in those incessant commercials, which is why I now watch 90% less television.Think Leann Rimes with a third of her talent, drunk, and sleepy, and you get Carrie Underwood.

oh, dear lord, please turn of the television! carrie underwood is making my eyes and ears bleed! ACCCKKKK!!!!

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carrie underwood

1) The epitome of a slut.

2) Should have lost American Idol to Bo Bice.

3) An awful singer.

Carrie Underwood can't keep her legs together.

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Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.

I wanted Bo to win American Idol.

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Gary Underwood

The hot blonde that resembles Carrie Underwood, but he's a dude!

-- Hey, check out the hot blonde in front of us, looks like Carrie Underwood... mmm
-- Idiot, that's a dude... More like Gary Underwood!

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Drew Underwood

An anti-religious deist who quotes out of context, creates straw-men and has the same irrational views against religion which is similar to the atheist's intolerance. He wrote a few articles for the examiner before getting arrested for sexual harassment. He is currently a carpenter following his sacking from Examiner.

Drew Underwood is a douche-bag.

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kirsty underwood

Is proper bo!!!!!!!!!

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Harry Underwood

The pubic condition when Carrie Underwood goes to long without a bit of personal landscaping.

I bet after several weeks on tour, she's more like Harry Underwood down there then Carrie Underwood. Somebody call a gardener!

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