Rural Dictionary

Yoda

A whill he is. Green he is. Exiled on Dagobah in his twilight years he is. Strong in the Force he is. The best Muppet in a billion galaxies he is. Sounds like Fozzie Bear he does, not surprising which is voiced by Frank Oz he is because. More to say I need not, hmmmm?

Yoda. Jedi Master. The hottest little green thing on two legs.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

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yoda

the singer of the best song in the world ~'Seagulls'~

yoda

Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now stop! Put me down.
I love to groove and boogie
Yea-a-a-ah
(Great)
Show you some dance moves! Mmmmm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
(Stop it please)
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah
(Don't hit me)
hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha
(Please)
hmm hm hm hm ha
(Dont hit me)
(C'mon man, quick that bangin')
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho ho ho-ooh Yeah! I forgot I did that.
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
birds will fly at your face.
Wuwhuhuhuhuah!
Run
Run
Run
Jump
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine.
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
rocks with your special gift
Run
Run
Run
Jump
Now breathe.
That's good.
Yeah, like that.
Like that.
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick,

and I was like, "That log had a child."
Hmmm
Listen boy, someday when you are older
you could get hit by a boulder.
While you're lyin' there screamin',

"Come help me please, " the seagulls
HMM
Poke your knees!
Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha
Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha
Stop it now!