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Toad

A cute looking circumcised penis :3

Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/

by SmellyToad February 01, 2012


Toad

Totally; okay

Toad

by Croy Croy October 20, 2010


Toad

ugly girl

Eww she's a fucking toad

by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009


toad

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 04, 2005


toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004


Toad

A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.

"Man that is one dirty toad!" *points*

by KipStain November 30, 2010


Toad

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016