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To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"
Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin
You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.
carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(
A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.
Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?
Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.
Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
toast, grain, food, flour, sliced bread
A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.
"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg
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(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.
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