Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.

Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!

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Tos Language

Tos Language is a language that is believed to be used by ancient people

The way to use this language is to add "tos" word at the end of the word

Written by Watashihadare??#0406

Di Suatu Hari yang nggak cerah cerah amat dan nggak mendung mendung amat
Dua manusia purba sedang bercakap-cakap

A : Woytos, Lihatos nihtos lukisantos gwtos, bagustos kantos???
B : Biasatos ajatos
A : Manatos Adatos, Initos Lukisantos Gwtos Beritos Namatos Tampantos dantoa pemberanitos
B : Bjirtos, Pastitos Plagiatos daritos filmtos sebelahtos kantos??
A : Ahtos, Manatos Adatos, Initos Karyatos Originaltos Gwtos
B : Serahtos lutos dahtos

And that's an example of the use of Tos Language

rond tos

It's an Afrikaanse word for jerking/masturbating or stop doing fucking stupid things...

Guy:I can't stop tossing rond with my cock...
Girl:Ooh can I help you rond tos with your cock sweetie??

OR

Guy:Stop tossing rond you fuckin' prick!!

big toed

Verb: when you have interlocked your toes with with someone else's fingers and you totally dominate and destroy them and they have to say "mercy"

Uh oh he's gonna big toed me and I will be forced to say Mercy

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The Timminy Toing

When you swallow a fork, then die trying to shit it out.

Jim: "What happened to Ronny?"

James: "I heard it was The Timminy Toing accident. You don't wanna know."

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B-tos

(bee-toze) Used as a shortened version of burritos. Often used as a reference to the fast food restaurant, "Chipotle".

Dude, lets go to Chipotle for some B-tos.
Im craving some B-tos right know.

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Toed up

Through the course of activity when the lips of a girl's vagina become visible through her pants/leggings.

Damn, that girl is toed up!

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