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somebody who is a simp for giant pizza bagels that got stuck in a big olive tree shaped like glasses
Josh: you seem like a lady gaga toenails
Meepcity OD: omg, yes i am.
When one hikes to the nearest ISIS meat up and disguises himself as an Arabian ISIS member. While disguised, search for a few members who have the nastiest, cheesiest toenails. When least expected, flash bang the few ISIS members and kidnap them. Then, get your toe nail clippers out. Carefully, clinch the toenail clippings onto each individual victim's ass rims and tear off forcefully. After all of the victims ass rims are torn off, clip the men's cheesy toenails. Then, when all the toenails are collected, hold a gun to their heads and force them to intensively scrape each others raw ass hole meat with their partners toe nails, fallowing with forcing them to lick the toenails clean. While this is going on, masterbate to the fact that you are doing your country justice. Finally, bust a nut on your toes and forcefully make the victims chew your toe nails off. In conclusion, you have done your country well and ended terrorism.
I've done this and I feel great about the Justice I have done to end terrorism. Arabian Toenail Clippings.
When your toenail swells up and then explodes.
Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!
A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.
Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.
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Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao
Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion
Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there
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