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The beauty of the word toffee is that its meaning is constantly evolving. It means what you want it to mean and more importantly what you need it to mean at any given moment. The buck wild flavor sauce to any English sentence.
It's all toffee
fuck them and whatever toffee they came out of
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An amazing person who is not only adorable but deserves more than just the world. You love them to plus or minus infinity.
Hey have you seen Toffee? They’re pretty cute right?
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1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.
1. We stick together like toffee
2. Omg! Your hair looks so toffee!
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innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".
see also: adamantine, coffee
i tried to eat toffee and all of my teeth immediately went on strike.
A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
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the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.
be afraid, be very afraid.
dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
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A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.
Hey, I made u some coffee!
Thx, but i think u mean toffee.
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