TOFU

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

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High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

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Tofu

White food for white people

Black Girl: what are you eating?
White Girl:Tofu! it's good try some!

(Black Girl tires Tofu)
Black Girl: ewww! That Shit is nasty!
White Girl:Whatever. It's good
Black Girl:Come to my house after school, I'll give you some cornbread, Real food!

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ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

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Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

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Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying

A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu

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tOFU

A mocking version of tOSU, a way to say the Ohio State University.

tOFU is going down tonight, Sparty's going to destroy them.

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Tofu

My nick name. Because my name is too long. It came to being by my friends taking my name 'Saidhbhin' (which is pronounced sa-bean), changing it to 'Soybean' and then finally changing it to 'Tofu' (for tofu is made of soybeans)

Look at Tofu...She's such a Freak}.

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