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Tom Cruise

crazyyyy

Tom Cruise is crazy.

by jimmy parrotsticks February 1, 2009

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Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 April 14, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 1, 2010

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Tom Cruise

Antonymous of Chuck Norris; indicates cowardice, tactlessness, one-dimensional thinking and lack of restraint.

"Jeez, way to kick the kitten! That was so Tom Cruise of you!"

by Humptulips November 26, 2009

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a used douche bag.

Enough said.

Woman 1: What are you going to do with your Tom Cruise?

Woman 2: Not sure I might just throw it away because it sucks.

by Sara Heyn August 19, 2008

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tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 4, 2006

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