shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

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Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

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a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

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Bitch Ton

A whole helluva lot.

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.

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crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

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crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

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Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

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