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2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"
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when 2 people are hardcore makeing out, being all sloppy and what not.
OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!
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When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins
Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?
Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!
A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.
Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.
A condition caused by way too much cunnilingus.
After four straight hours of giving head, she got Carpal Tonsil and had to see the doctor about some treatment.
An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .
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