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The rotational equivalent of linear force. Aka, Missionary
“Aye you gettin porked?”
“No, just torqued”
To grab the balls of another guy, pull them down really hard, twist them and shove them up his ass. Requires kneeling (unless the torquer is a midget). Usually directly follows, or, because of the kneeling, is driectly followed by, a Bulgarian Slap.
Man, did you see Mark Bulgarian Slap Justin today? He got so mad he grabbed Mark's balls and totally torqued him!
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To take a cheap shot at someone, and completely murk them
Made by Athens Academy class of 2012
Dude I torqued him in the nuts. I dont htink he will have any kids.
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The amount of force required to piss in the toilet with morning wood or a piss boner
I had to use so much torque on my morning wood this morning my heels came off the ground!
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To bang the living shit out of a female.
Last night there was this fine ass hoe and i wanted to Torque it so bad!
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A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent
Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"
Andrew "Nice man"
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The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.
The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.
WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.
I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.
Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.
Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!
You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!
CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
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