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A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.
The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)
My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.
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The art of breaking up a fight or protest with the shock and awe of a tossed pair of boxers landing in the vicinity of the participants.
Tony and Gino were about to fight, but that boxer toss that landed on them really confused them and killed their aggression towards each other.
The act of throwing a poop towards an unsuspecting victim and yelling "catch!!" as the turd is close, with the goal being for the victim to catch it before they realize what it is.
"Why can't you come out tonight?"
"I brownie tossed my sister and got dookie on her new dress....it was awesome!"
poop dookie joke prank
to move around restlessly while sleeping or trying to sleep:
If I go to bed now, it's gonna be only toss and turn.
The act of throwing or 'humming around' a fruit, preferably an orange, grapefruit, or tangerine with your friends, comrades, or fraternity brothers. When the rind toss is commenced, the citrus fruit will be firm but toward the end it will feel like a soft, juicy titty. The rind toss is over when the fruit explodes in someone's face. Can be performed inside or out doors.
Will: anyone keen for a good ol' rind toss after dinner?
Justin: Sure! let's hum it around later.
Ben: I hope I don't get exploded in the face again!
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To forcibly eject someone from an urban emergency department.
If this patient doesn't stop spitting at nurses, he is going to get the bum toss.